Chumley the guniea pig

Chumley was a fat as fuck guniea pig who lived in his grotty cage with his adopted brother, a fat long haired guinea pig called beef. When the two were fed one night, it was noted that Chumley was laid flat on the sawdust floor, cold as a nobbly bobbly from the bottom shelf of the freezer. Chumley was dead and his rotting carcass was disposed of via the Dorset country council recycling service's black bin in a crocs shoebox

Justice for Chumley, never forgotten. Cut4Chum